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alphabetcompletionist:

were–ralph:
evilwizard:
were–ralph:
Tumblr is unique bc like. It’s collaborative shitposting and you can’t opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous
Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you
yeah or sometimes you’ll see a post that hacks into your brain and forever rewrites your instinctual reaction to seeing a pineapple explode
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26/26

violetsnowstorm555:

maamlet:
me: man my job sucks i want to play video games or somethin
the nefarious anglerfish:

retrogamingblog2:

girlology:

satyriconmp3:
whenever anyone here is like tumblr is actually so cool it’s like ok girl 🤨 literally not true. yes i spend 36 hours here every day. that is how i know

herpsandbirds:

Willow Ptarmigan (Lagopus lagopus), in transitional plumage, family Phasianidae, Alaska
photograph by Kristina Ellis

arahir:

depsidase:
tbt the time they had to remove our telephone pole and it ascended to heaven

ohwhatevers:

on 13th September 2005 supernatural was first broadcast. this has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

lesbianaglaya:

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “public transport system” youll be zonked out of your gourd
Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude i swear the bus was supposed to have come twice by now
my friend my fellow commuter, pacing: the timetable is lying to us

everythingfox:

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genyakosstyk:

TOP TEN BRIDGERTON EPISODES (as chosen by my followers)
1) 208: The Viscount Who Loved Me
↳ “Don’t lose her, Anthony. You cannot lose her.”

metanarrates:

its funny to me when a cartoon or something has a vague Evil Organization because a lot of fans will instantly decide that there’s a whole workplace comedy happening there. those guys can’t just be vaguely standing around acting evil all day they’ve gotta have like an evil break room or something

huffylemon: